Dinner Party from (Pound Shop) Hell

Remains of Will’s Hansel and Gretel Cake
“At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.”
- W. Somerset Maugham
The great writer would have been sorely disappointed if he had arrived at my pound shop dinner party on that chilly November evening. My guests certainly did not [...]

Day 11 - Soup Attempt #2 (with coffee creamer)

One 400g tin of butter beans 
one medium onion
2 garlic cloves
500 ml water mixed with about 20 or so tablespoons coffee creamer
500 ml of beef stock
some olive oil

How to cook:
Mix water with coffee creamer until the water is as creamy as possible. 
Heat a little olive oil in a pan. Thinly slice the garlic and onions and add [...]